[S1E10] I Wish We'd Stayed Friends
After Serena is hospitalized in Gaslit and they spend Thanksgiving together in the hospital, Blair admits to Chuck that she is now questioning their need to succeed on their own. Chuck tells her that he can't be her friend, even though he wishes he could. Despite this, she sends him a pie along with a note saying that even though they can't be friends, it doesn't mean they aren't.
[S1E10] I Wish We'd Stayed Friends
Stefan and Elena were the original and main couple of the series. Stefan originally returned to town to get to know Elena after saving her from a car accident. They instantly fell in love and began a romantic relationship in season 1, which became strained when Damon fell in love with Elena and Katherine returned to win Stefan back. Though they continuously reassured each other and remained loyal throughout seasons 1 and 2. They fell out of contact at the end of season 2, when Stefan left to save his brothers life. Though they stayed faithful to each other, whilst Elena searched for him, until Damon kissed Elena. She admitted this to Stefan and at the end of season 3 rejected Damon, choosing to be with Stefan. Their relationship was rekindled and lasted into the beginning of season 4. Though they eventually broke up when Elena began to reciprocate Damon's love, and chose to be honest with Stefan about her feelings and intentions. He was determined to move on, before he came upon the discovery that Elena was sired to Damon. He stayed to help Elena in their search to cure her vampirism, throughout the sire bond. He admitted to still being in love with her, and even attempted to seduce her into finding her humanity again. But when the sire bond was broken and Elena chose Damon all the same, it became apparent that her affections for him were real, and Stefan was finally convinced to leave town. When Stefan goes to dispose Silas' body, Silas suddenly appears as Stefan's doppelgänger and locks Stefan in a safe and throws him in the water. Stefan is trapped in the safe the whole summer, and thinks about Elena whenever he gets the urge to turn his humanity off. Throughout the summer, Elena feels that something is wrong with him and when it is finally discovered that Stefan is missing, Damon and Elena are able to find him with the help of Elena's dream. Elena and Stefan later learn that they are part of the Doppelgänger prophecy and are destined to be together. However, they learn that this prophecy is fake. Throughout Season Five, they both are able to form a close friendship post break up and move on from each other. In Season Six, Elena and Stefan fall out of contact again and both cope with Damon's death in different ways. Stefan originally comes back home after four months to seek revenge on Enzo, but is caught off guard when he runs into Elena at Whitmore College and they immediately renew their friendship. Elena also goes to Savannah with Stefan, where he teaches her about living a new life as well as how to "start over". Stefan and Elena later work together to try to get Caroline's humanity back and when Caroline forces Stefan into his humanity off, he tells Elena to "bring him back". Elena helps Damon bring back his mother and they are able to get Stefan and Caroline's humanity back. Elena later takes the cure, and soon falls under a sleeping spell, created by Kai, to link her life to Bonnie's. They share an emotional goodbye and assure each other that they will meet again soon.
Urich met with Karen Page in his car as they discussed how Union Allied Construction had reappeared as a series of new smaller companies so Urich recommended that Page let it go, but Page refused. Urich explained that he had found connections with the Yakuza, although it only mattered what he could prove. As they discussed Christian Blake's shooting, Urich recommended that Page stayed away from the Masked Man. Urich promised if they could connect the facts it he would take the story to Mitchell Ellison, although he told Page he did not wish to put her in harm's way.
Ted: Don't sell yourself short. If anything, sell yourself tall and get it altered later.Ted: Coaching a superstar can't be all, "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Although, if you ask me, the n*zis were the real problem in that story. Am I right, Coach?Coach Beard: Yeah. Come on, Mother Superior, let's have a little perspective.Ted: I waited over three hours for Public Enemy to take the stage of this joint called The Cubby Bear. When a man with a giant clock around his neck is that late, it ain't about time.S03E02 - (I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: Whoa! Trent Crimm. Are you kidding me? Hey, nice to see you, man. You know, they got a big old Ziploc bag full of your hair ties down at the lost and found. Ted: No time like the present. W... Except 11:11. That's my wishing time. Or 23:11, if, uh, I'm at a military base or Euro Disney. Higgins: Zava is leaving Juventus. Ted: What about their kids? I'm sorry. I didn't know what any of those things meant. I thought it was like Greek mythology or something. Rebecca: I mean, maybe he's a handful, but who doesn't love a handful? Ted: I mean, if you're talking salted peanuts, yes, please. If you're talking Skittles though, no, thank you. You know, the dye melts, and it gets all over your fingers, makes 'em all sticky. Ted: (To Keeley) Come on. Talk to me. What's it like being the boss of your own Keeley Street Band, huh?Ted: Beg to differ, Claudia Schiffer.Ted: We get one goal, we're right back in this thing, yeah? But right now, we are being so unoffensive, we might as well be a Hallmark Christmas movie, you know what I'm saying? Ted: Hallmark Christmas movies are films that feature women from the big city falling in love with their childhood crushes. It's usually some fella that owns a Christmas tree farm. Sometimes he's also Santa Claus or a prince. They suck, but they're great. But they also mostly suck. But they're also kinda great. They're good with the sound off. S03E01 - Smells Like Mean Spirit (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: I remember being left at school when I was Henry's age. I ended up helping our custodian, Mr. Maher, clean half the school until my dad remembered to come pick me up. He gave Mr. Maher cash for babysitting me. I showed up to school the next day and Mr. Maher gave me the money as payment for the work I'd done. So then I used that money to buy him a thank-you gift, but never got the chance to give it to him, 'cause, well, he ended up getting hit by a train. Sharon: Oh, wow. I didn't see that coming. Ted: Yeah, well, neither did Mr. Maher.Ted: (to baby in the park) Hey! Holy smokes, I love that hat. I recognize you from that show Leaky Diapers, don't I?Rebecca: Oh. No rhyming salutation. Something wrong? Ted: Way to notice, Amos Otis.Ted: I predict all their predictions ain't gonna come true. So, it looks like we got ourselves a prediction Mexican standoff. Or as they call them in Mexico, a prediction standoff. Rebecca: That is the Ted Lasso I want coaching my team this season. The one who's willing to fight. Understood? Ted: Yes, ma'am. You watch, from now on, I'll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee. Except I won't die immediately after using my stinger. I plan to float and sting for the entirety of the whole season.Ted: I mean, he came and got us, didn't he? No doubt about that. Hey, but that's Nate the Great for you, you know? He's the same way on the pitch. He'll find the tiniest little weakness in a team and just want to attack that, you know? I mean, uh, he's a junkyard dog, man. And smart. They're real lucky to have him over there at West Ham. I wish him the best of luck. I guess I am a little surprised that's all he could come up with. Especially against me. You know, not one joke about me being a dumb American? Come on, man. It's sitting there. Ted: I mean, I'm so dumb... Lloyd: How dumb are you? Ted: I'm so dumb that the first time I heard y'all talking about Yorkshire pudding, I thought it was a fancy word y'all had for dog poop. Ted: Well, whenever I text someone over here about money, I still spell "pounds" L-B-S. Ted: Look, man, I'm not a great coach. Probably ain't. I've been doing this sport now for three years, and I still get a chuckle every time someone talks about a handball violation.Ted: And not one crack about my appearance? About this mustache? I... I... I look like Ned Flanders is doing cosplay as Ned Flanders.Ted: When I talk, it sounds like Dr. Phil hasn't gone through puberty yet.Ted: I'm more corny than Kevin Costner's outfield. Ooh, I lost you on that one. S02E12 - Inverting the Pyramid of Success (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: Hey. What's the story, Paul Shorey? Keeley: So sorry about the article, Ted. Ted: Oh, that's okay, Keeley. You know what they say. No such thing as bad publicity, right? Although, I think they might've been wrong about that one, which is a bummer 'cause they were spot on with the beer before liquor thing. Ted: Fact is, everything they said was true. And unlike Lieutenant Kaffee, I actually can handle the truth. Ted: Hey, don't you worry, Hig Newton. I'm on it like a bonnet. Ted: (to the team) Y'all found out about something from somewhere, when you should've found out about it from me first. But I chose not to tell y'all, and that was dumb. You know, fellas, we make a lot of choices in our lives every single day, ranging from, "Am I really about to eat something called Greek yogurt?" To, "Should I leave my family and take a job halfway around the world?" Me choosing not to be forthright with y'all, that was a bad choice. But I can't be wasting time wishing for a do-over on all that. 'Cause that ain't how choices work. No, sir. No. That choice, and my Chicago Bulls Starter jacket that I let Janelle Rhodes borrow my sophomore year 'cause she spilled ketchup all over herself, and it looked like she'd been shot, those are two things I ain't getting back. 'Cause every choice is a chance, fellas. And I didn't give myself the chance to build further trust with y'all. To quote the great UCLA college basketball coach, John Obi-Wan Gandalf, "It is our choices, gentlemen, what show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." Now, I hope y'all can forgive me for what I've done. 'Cause I sure as heck wouldn't want any of y'all to hold anything back with me.Isaac: Nah, we got you, Coach. Coach Beard: So... Are you gonna say anything? Ted: Well, I mean, eventually, yeah. You may have noticed through the years I can be quite loquacious. Ted: Before living here, I used to think still water was just folks saying it's still water, you know? Like, it was water, and it continues to remain to be water. Rebecca: Well, there's no greater education than travel. Ted: Well, as the man says, you gotta follow your bliss, right? S02E11 - Midnight Train to Royston (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: (enters Rebeca's office) Bing-bong, you ding-dongs.Rebecca: Guess who is going to be featured in Vanity Fair's business issue as a powerful woman on the rise. Ted: (excited) I finally got it? This is incredible! Rebecca: Ted!Ted: Yeah? Rebecca: Not you. Keeley. Ted: Oh, that makes more sense. Hey, congrats, Keeley. That's gonna be a Vanity Fair to remember. Ted: Dr. Sharon's last day is tomorrow, and we're all chipping in to get her something special. Rebecca: What did you decide on? Ted: An envelope of cash. You know, I figured she already has all our deep, dark secrets. Kinda tough to top that with a scarf and a candle, you know? Rebecca: Who is Edwin Akufo? Higgins: His father owns the largest tech firm in Ghana. Ted: Wait a second. I thought I did. Higgins: ...Until he died last month. Ted: I apologize for my joke.Edwin Akufo: My most sincere apologies. I was told your training would be finished by now. Ted: Oh, that's okay. Hakuna matata, right? (Laughs) Oh, I'm sorry. That was kind of racist, wasn't it? Edwin Akufo: Oh, you know, Timon and Pumbaa are cartoons. So I'll let it slide. Ted: Hey, I appreciate you. So, you must be Edwin Akufo, huh? Edwin Akufo: Yeah, I am. Ted: I'm Ted Lasso. (holds out his hand for a handshake)Edwin Akufo: I don't shake hands. But I have someone who does. Francis.(Francis steps forward and shakes Ted's hand)Ted: That is one of the best handshakes I've ever hand shook right there. Firm yet comforting, you know, like a weighted blanket for my hand toes. Edwin Akufo: Relegation destroys some teams, but it's only seemed to have made yours stronger. Ted: That's all 'cause of the boss right here. (referring to Rebecca) Trickle-down economics may stink, but trickle-down support smells like pizza, roses and, I assume, Viola Davis.Ted: Well, gosh dang it. Now I wish we had two Sams, you know? One for y'all and one for us. Where are we at with cloning these days, by the way? Them Scottish folks have been mighty quiet on that front for a while, which means we gotta be close, right? Edwin Akufo: Yeah, well, like my father used to say, a sad white man is still a white man. Ted: Word. Ted: Sam and Rebecca are already one of my all-time favorite TV couples. To have one of them in real life? Yes, please. Ted: Well, Rebecca. Listen to me. Don't listen to me. Don't listen to Edwin Akufo. Don't even listen to Sam. You just listen to your gut, okay? And on your way down to your gut, check in with your heart. Between those two things, they'll let you know what's what. They make good harmony, like two-thirds of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, you know what I mean? Ted: Beg to differ, Higgy Stardust. Sharon's last day is manana. Higgins: Yes, but an emergency came up, and she has to leave tonight. Ted: Wait, she left without saying goodbye? Higgins: She wrote everybody a letter. Mine was very nice. Here's yours. (Ted refuses to take the letter)Ted: No. Higgins: Don't "let-her" her get away with it, Ted! Ted: If you excuse me, I'm gonna go hit one of my favorite British words, and my absolute favorite Diamond Phillips, the loo. S02E10 - No Weddings and a Funeral (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: When I was in fifth or sixth grade, there was this book called Johnny Tremain, and our homework for, like, a month was to read this book. At the end of the month, I hadn't read a lick of it, you know. And we had a test, big test, like, the next day. And the night before, I was anxious as all heck, and I couldn't sleep, and my dad starts getting after me about that. And I start crying. And he's like, "Whoa, buddy. What's wrong? What's wrong?" And I tell him what's up. And he says, "Hey, don't worry about it, okay. Just go up to your room, lay your head on your pillow and think about something you're looking forward to." So that's what I did. Next morning, I wake up, and he says, "Hey, you ain't gonna ride your bike to school. I'm gonna drive you." And I'm like, "All right." And on the way to school, he talks me through the entire book, like it's a bedtime story or something. Because he stayed up all night, the whole night, reading the whole damn thing, 'cause he didn't want his little boy stressed out over some stupid, silly test. And I ended up getting an A. Boom. He was a good dad. And I don't think he knew that. Ted: I know I only got to meet Mr. Welton that one time, but, well, the fact that a fella his age could still do every move from Donald O'Connor's big old dance scene from Singin' in the Rain, it just gave me a lot of hope for getting older, you know. S02E09 - Beard After Hours (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: He'll be here. Beard's like the mailman, you know? He always delivers and he looks great in shorts. Coach Beard: Morning, fellas. Ted: What'd I tell you? Ted: Sometimes, every once in a blue moon, there is a game so awful, so... Roy: Dog sh1t? Nathan: Haunting? Coach Beard: A catastrophe of epic proportions. Ted: That the only way to watch it back is at ten times the speed and with the Benny Hill theme music playing under it. Here we go.S02E08 - Man City (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: You're telling me I could shatter every bone in my body, someone could just drop me off in front of any old hospital, dumped into a garbage can or something, and y'all patch me up and I don't have to pay jack squat? Hospital Orderly: You're damn right. Ted: I tell you, I love this country. I love this town. Oh, did you know that Winnie the Pooh was based on a real bear from the London Zoo? Dr. Sharon: (arrives and hears Ted talking) F*ck me.Ted: No intracranial hemorrhaging? Or subdural hematoma? Doctor: No. You seem to know a lot about brain injuries. Ted: Well, I watched a lot of Grey's Anatomy in my early 30s. And actually, you know, I coached football. The American kind. You know? The one with all the concussions and hullabaloo about kneeling and such. Doctor: Hospital policy states that head trauma patients, they cannot leave unattended. Ted: And there ain't no policy like a hospital policy, 'cause a hospital policy don't stop. Ted: By all measures, it's not the cruelest prank ever played, but no one should ever make someone eat a Vaseline sandwich. But that's Ronnie Fouch for you. Innovator. Ted: I like my water like Kyrie Irving likes his Earth. Flat.Ted: So, you gonna get a new bike, or you wanna lay off riding for a bit? Dr. Sharon: I don't know. I haven't thought about it. Ted: Well, I hope you get back on that horse. And by horse, I mean bicycle. Although how cool would it be if you started riding a horse to work? Everybody starts calling you "Dr. Sharon Horsewoman" or... You know, becomes your hook.Dr. Sharon: I really should get some rest. Ted: Hey, 10-4, good buddy. Good colleague.Ted: (to Coach Beard) What do you say we make like Schreiber and Liev, huh? S02E07 - Headspace (Ted Lasso Quotes)Ted: (sitting across from Dr. Sharon) Quite intimate here, you know? Close. Close quarters. It's like we're on a episode of The Sopranos, without all the gratuitous violence, which is a good thing. But a lot less spaghetti and clams too, which is a bad thing. So... Ted: You got tissues over there, huh? Hmm. Dr. Sharon: Yes, tissues. Ted: Yeah. What are those for? Dr. Sharon: Sometimes it gets a bit emotional in here. Ted: Mm-hmm. Dr. Sharon: Not always, but sometimes. Ted: Yep, yep, yep. Dr. Sharon: Sometimes people just sneeze. Ted: All right, fellas. Look, there are two things you can't ever let the other team know, all right? The first one's your home address. Mark my words. You'll start having food deliveries and SWAT teams showing up 24-7, which is nuts, 'cause in my day, all we had to worry about was crank phone calls. Then, with the advent of caller ID, that joy got 86'd from the prank menu, which is a darn shame, 'cause the Jerky Boys were a national treasure. Y'all should give them a Google sometime. But I digress...Ted: I don't wanna see y'all walking around with your tired faces, all... Okay? Just huffing and puffing around the pitch. Uh-uh. No, thank you. The only face I wanna see from y'